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Anything You Want

Brought to You by My Big Hair Day

Recently developed technology allows computers to fill a user's every desire. Yes, your computer has, in fact, become a kind of twenty-first-century genie. Forget that three wishes thing. Make as many wishes as you want.

Why, you ask, have you not heard about this technology until now? Because the government, that guy Bill at the convenience store, and your mother do not want you to know. But luckily, you have My Big Hair Day to bring you the TRUTH!!!

Now you can have anything, anything you want. Well, anything within reason. Fill out your request below, and My Big Hair Day will send it to you through your computer.

1. Your name:

Your name will be kept in strict confidence. My Big Hair Day will share it only with people at the office and only if it's funny. If you don't have a funny name, forget it. You're a loser.

2. Please describe what you would like in one hundred words or less. Be specific. My Big Hair Day cannot be responsible for your ineptitude. If you don't know what you want, you indecisive little dweebette, go to the next section for recommendations.

3. Need some recommendations, fool? Here are some things you might consider wanting.

4. I am __________ (please select one):: greedy; a horse; important; very important; very, very important; impatient (give me my stuff now); impatient (give me my stuff now) but polite (please)

5. With these items I will __________ (select one):: kill cockroaches; shine shoes; comb my hair; become a superhero; solve Rubik's Cube, finally; pick up three ounces of world peace at a bargain price; reunite the original members of Menudo

Got everything you want, honey? Just press Gimme Gimme to receive your every wish.

If you pressed Gimme Gimme and got this screen again, go here.

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